Moving houses is called “shifting” here. Which makes sense, because really it entails transferring, or shifting, everything you have to a new location. A few weeks ago, I noticed a sign leading out to the roof of our apartment saying that the radiation was “too high for human exposure” – our landlord had added some cell phone and other miscellaneous towers recently to our roof, without asking our permission of course, and we decided that, being as our aparment was the top floor, this radiation could in no way be good for us (we also spent a significant amount of time on the roof). And the fact that some company actually spent the time and resources to put up a “Danger” sign was scary, because people aren’t so into signage or warnings about life-threatening things here. So we made a plan to move – pronto. Fortunately for us, a friend at work knew of an open flat in an area a bit further from the office, but much more residential and homey (or as Indians/English say, “homely” – try explaining the different connotations of those similar words). We looked at it, loved it, and moved out from the radiating “villa” (which sent us happily scurrying away with a gas leak our last day) in the span of 3 days.
So our lives were a little crazy arguing with the old landlord and living with friends until the new place was ready, but we are now officially living in the flat we have deemed “the Penthouse” (mostly because we just like it so much and have full access to a radiation-free roof). Our new neighborhood is a treasure trove of restaurants and stores and we’ve barely scratched the surface of what it has to offer. Such a difference from the business-centered neighborhood we used to live in. We even have a park a few minutes’ walk away – with real grass and fountains and benches and an algae-covered pond! To inhale and breathe in tree-produced oxygen – am I in heaven?
The move was impulsive, exciting and insanity-inducing. I have learned how to install a washing machine in a kitchen (and secure a too-short drain pipe), wandered a furniture neighborhood and took 4 plastic chairs in an auto, tinkered with a gas tank regulator, and learned to use a few forms of public transportation. I’m becoming (and failing at being) a real handyman. I’ve lost count of the number of times I’ve thought, “Brady would be so good at this! What would my family do without him at home?!” Oh right. We’d call someone to fix whatever was broken. But it’s really okay – I’m learning all kinds of new life skills.
Any change in India comes with more than its share of challenges, but those just teach me how to look at the bright side, laugh, and keep laughing, because if I don’t laugh, I’m afraid I’ll cry. The only problem with laughing at every insane event or sequence of events is that pretty soon, the sanity you arrive with disappears. Seriously, any common sense or understanding of the world as I used to know it left me the minute I realized I loved eating with my hands (the other day, I found myself accidentally eating a bean burrito and salsa the way I would eat a chapatti and dahl fry – one-hanededly tearing off a bite-sized piece of tortilla and scooping up the salsa to pop into my mouth – whoops). For example: setting up internet involved no less than fifteen phone calls with different agents showing up at our house at unexpected times and rarely speaking English. Trying to communicate in my completely broken I-only-know-what-I-need-to-talk-to-an-auto-driver Tamil was absolutely ridiculous. Hand gestures just aren’t sufficient for choosing plans, deciding installation times and explaining scheduling conflicts! But miraculously we now have internet (after thinking that after a month without, we could just get by without it forever – false. We are not ready for that big of a lifestyle change yet). And getting locked out of the apartment because we only had one set of keys and happened to realize this in the middle of the night when a monsoon rain decided to randomly downpour for the first time in three months does not have to be the worst thing ever – it just shows you how good your friends are! We’re still in a period of transition, but settling. In fact, we had a housewarming party this weekend to celebrate. And it was nice to have a place we were really proud of. We were even able to provide our guests with drinking water. It’s the little things.
p.s. I have attained my life goal of enjoying all the perks of a dog – loyal, home to greet me after work, fierce watchdog – without the pains of responsibility, training and expenses by living in the same house as a dog (cleverly named “Puppy” haha) but in a different flat. Check.